Phillip had a number of one-liners that kept us laughing:

• ‘Don’t show your teeth at me!’ – ie. ‘What are you smiling at?’
• ‘Was you mother iodine deficient?’ – ie. ‘How stupid are you?’
• ‘Fais back! Fais back!’ – ie ‘Back off right now’
• ‘Allo? Allo? Allo! Allo!!!’ – usually said when yelling into his phone like a microphone since most of the time he couldn’t hear the person on the other end…