We had a number of times when we needed to entertain ourselves and we had run out of books, there was no electricity and we had no alcohol. This lead to the following list...

1. Drink water
2. Go for a smoke (Rayna)
3. Pace in a circle
4. Drink more water
5. Play the umpteenth game of solitaire
6. Pace in a figure eight
7. Drink more water
8. Have a nap
9. Scrounge for food
10. Go to the bathroom because you've drunk so much water
11. Drink more water
12. Go for another smoke (Rayna)
13. Rock in the rocking chair
14. Attempt to play poker without money or chips

As you can see, we were desperately grasping at straws...